KROC - http://www.whec.com/news/stories/S3101080.shtml?cat=566
"Iacuzza's car was inspected by valet attendants on orders from the TSA."
So not an agent, but a car jockey valet doing the search in orders from TSA. What possible improvement to air transportation safety could that provide...
NYC tour helicopter loses power -- pilot deploys inflatable skid floats* and makes a successful forced landing on the Hudson. Everyone alive! $500k chopper headed for repairs, not scrap.
*Emergency Inflatable Skid Floats -- Booyah to the company that made them; even better to the tour operator...