If you're traveling on a commercial airline, read this...

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Apparently reading a book about aircraft makes one a potential terrorist

The terrorists have won.....

Now, I am a musician by trade and an amateur aviation historian, studying mostly European transport aircraft between WW1 and WW2, and some after. I was on my way to two different music festivals. When I travel I delve into reading about this era of aviation. I had taken out and was reading a book of Polish Aircraft circa 1946 and I was also looking at views of an Italian aircraft from 1921.

I think you see where this is going...

The plane went all the way out to the take-off point, in the queue for take-off. .....The plane then proceeded to turn around and head all the way back to the gate. Once at the gate, the jet bridge was positioned. The Captain announced, "We have a minor issue, and we will continue our departure once it's resolved." He left the aircraft.

After about 5 - 10 minutes, 2 Mass State Policemen, 1 or 2 TSA Agents, and the bursar for the flight come down the isle and motion me to get off of the plane. I do not remember if they called me by name. We stepped out into the breezeway where one of the State policemen asked how I was doing that day.
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A few beats...

Policeman: "Sir, were you looking at a book of airplanes?"

Me: "Yes sir I was. I am a musician for money, but for fun I study old aircraft and build models of them, and the book I was reading was of Polish Aircraft from 1946."

Policeman: "Would you please go get that book so that i can see it?"

I go back onto the plane - all eyes are on me like I was a common criminal. Total humiliation part 2.

After a couple of minutes he says, "Why, this is all Snoopy Red Baron stuff..."

Me: "Yes sir, actually the triplane you see is Italian, from 1921 a little after World War 1..."

Policeman: "No problem here then, you can go on back on to the plane, sorry to inconvenience you...and have a nice flight".
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Hmm - is he interested in post-WW II Polish aircraft, or post-WW I Italian aircraft? I think anyone interested in both fits the terrorist profile. But that's just me - I think in this case someone misread the title and thought they saw one of these:

  • How to Wage Jihad with Polish and Italian Transport Aircraft for Fun and Prophet
  • How to Perform an Overhead Break with Your RV
Reading either of these would be reasonable grounds for a one-way ticket to Gitmo. I'm glad they checked him out, though clearly TSA training isn't what it should be, since only terrorists would be interested in post-WW II Polish transport aircraft.

And he claims to be a musician, which is equally suspect: this means he can fly on instruments, hitting high value targets even in IMC.
 
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