For better or worse, the FAA has their standards and the tests they will want to take you through. If you want to have an FAA medical you will either need to comply or find some very clever workarounds. And remember that any false statements on the application are construed as felonies under Federal law. So most people here would recommend just putting up with it, as over-generalized and not customized to your circumstances as it may be.
I certainly don't mean to defend the efficacy or justice of this FAA aeromedical system in any way. But that is the way it is.
